What are your cooking credentials?
I like to eat. Sometimes I can’t find someone to cook for me, so I learned to forage for myself.
Are you some kind of chauvinist?
Only if I think it’s funny. Now get back in the kitchen woman!
Can you define “Manly”
Umm. No. But you know it when you see it. Some examples:
Riding a motorcycle with three times the horsepower you need – Manly
Riding a scooter – Not Manly
Comparing scars from your adventures – Manly
Comparing hair products – Not Manly
Watching movies with explosions and violence – Manly
Watching movies with pale EMO vampires – Not Manly (Unless violence is directed at the pale EMO vampires)
Are you really as smart, tough, handsome and modest as you seem to be?
Of course not! No one could be that modest.